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scfrankles“The cat did it.”
A bizarre case—woman suffocated in her sleep by her cat dozing on her face.
“Can’t arrest him,” said DI McGonagle. “Better phone the RSPCA, Sergeant.”
Pompom smugly washed his paws.
Handy that a cat isn’t legally responsible for his actions, but can be named sole beneficiary in his owner’s will.
A/N: This story was inspired by a conversation I had with my sister. (We do rather slander the feline lodger. He's actually lovely, and keeps the face-jumping to the bare minimum.)
A bizarre case—woman suffocated in her sleep by her cat dozing on her face.
“Can’t arrest him,” said DI McGonagle. “Better phone the RSPCA, Sergeant.”
Pompom smugly washed his paws.
Handy that a cat isn’t legally responsible for his actions, but can be named sole beneficiary in his owner’s will.
A/N: This story was inspired by a conversation I had with my sister. (We do rather slander the feline lodger. He's actually lovely, and keeps the face-jumping to the bare minimum.)
